We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that you might want to …
MAKE BIRTHDAYS GREAT AGAIN!
… because we do.
This Talking Trump Birthday Card is perfect for anyone’s birthday.
And we mean anyone.
You could get one for your Mom’s birthday, your Dad’s birthday, your sister’s birthday, your brother’s birthday, your teacher’s birthday, your therapist’s birthday, heck —even your own birthday — you name it
What the Talking Trump Birthday Card says:
“I just wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. I would never say in your case that you're fired, so I’ll just say, you’re hired!”
Trump’s voice is activated when the card is opened.
Made of high-quality material, so this card ain’t breakin nothin’ but silence — with laughter, baby.
Make an impression on someone’s birthday.
One that they won’t forget!